You’ve probably read at least one article about the smart tables that look like tablets on steroids, on stilts; which is an admirable first stab at everyware. Most people seem to think that the natural evolution of furniture will be to have some sort of computer in it, in order to track you and provide better service for you. However, I’m a firm believer that less is more. Why does a smart table have to do EVERYTHING? What if my living room decor isn’t inspired by StarTrek TNG? A good friend of mine had a much simpler idea of what a smart coffee table should be.
The other day, he found himself engrossed in an interesting coffee table book at a friends apartment. While he enjoyed flipping through it, the idea of having a physical book sit around for other’s enjoyment is still repulsive to him. (A little bit of background, he lives in a 12×12 hole-in-the-wall, and is an aspiring Zen master. He’s currently in the process of ridding himself of all books, starting with ones that have been digitized.) The perfect scenario for him would be to have a coffee table that he could download books into. A library of sorts, where he, as well as friends and visitors could read books he had in his library.
To play devil’s advocate for a second–I would be remiss if I did not point out that the book he was enjoying at his buddy’s place was a large book full of beautiful pictures. Not something that transfers well to a kindle or phone. Tablet would be the best choice of three evils. Though still not ideal for the true art lover. Maybe this is where the StarTrek table comes in?
I immediately thought of the dentists office. You check in, and have about a ten minute wait before you’re called. Nowadays most people busy themselves with their smartphone. Otherwise you’d have your choice of a handful of old National Geographic’s and couple other outdated magazines don’t pertain to you in any way, shape or form. Imagine instead, an attractive table with only a dock you could touch your phone/tablet/kindle to and temporarily upload the local newspaper… or the latest edition of whatever magazine… or several articles about the importance of gum health. After 30 mins, whatever you downloaded disappears. (Hopefully you’re called by then.)
I imagine this product is redundant for those people who have a tablet for every room, carry a mini on their person at all times with several subscriptions to various publications on it. I don’t own a tablet because–let’s face it–I’m a woman and don’t spend 20 minutes on the pot. I don’t subscribe to magazines because the only time I really read them is when I’m in a waiting room or at the salon.
I appreciate good design and aesthetically pleasing furniture. You could not get me to buy an ugly table no matter how smart it is. I would appreciate a pleasant waiting room and an up-to-date, relevant article I could read on my phone or kindle to pass the time. I would also appreciate a table that acted as a library I could store all of my books on. I would become a Zen master as well, and download digital copies of all if not most of my books. I could be rid of those heavy shelves that house heavy books! A table, that looks like a table, yet still improves my life not by doing everything, but by doing one thing well.